The pie-throwing incident, witnessed by faculty master Chandler Jones and Headmaster Joel B. Hayden, resulted in the suspension of both boys for a few days. Ed Brooks’ father, who was not given to much levity, wrote the following verse about the incident which Ed said he found astonishing that his father would add this comical note to his misdeed.
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| Chandler Jones, Faculty Master |
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| Joel B. Hayden, Headmaster |
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| Faculty & Staff Handbook, 1932-1933 |
CUTLER HALL DINNER ENTERTAINMENT
Fall, 1931
Said Simple Kenner bet a tenner
I can throw a pie.
Said Simple Eddie when you’re ready
Throw it first at I.
So Simple Kenner bet his tenner
And threw his pie on high.
Simple Eddie wasn’t ready
And caught it in the eye.
Said Master Jones now shiver my bones
That surely gets my nanny
Said honest Joel upon my soul
I think we’d better can he.
Now students all within this hall
Pay heed unto my chatter.
A piece of pie must never fly
So keep it on your platter.
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| Edwin B. Brooks |
Rod Kenner spent a year in Germany, 1932-1933 before enrolling at Yale
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| Rodham W. Kenner |


















